Merchants of Death
If your a pack a day smoker, it is likely that you will begin smoking more and more over the next few years. At the rate of an increase of one extra cigarette a day per month. It is likely you will have severe health problems within 5-10 years, or possibly even face death.
The solution is easy: DON'T SMOKE!!
If you quit now within a matter of 10-20 years your lungs will heal, and your health will be that of a nonsmoker. You will be in the best health you have been in decades. The only thing you have to do is PUT DOWN THE CIGARETTES!
QUITTING, IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN
Quitting can be hard, but it is definitely worth it. The health risks that you are putting yourself under will disappear, helping your condition. There are nicotine patches and gums which can help you cope with your change in lifestyle. If neither of these work, find other means of oral fixation, such as popsicles, lollipops, etc. It will be hard work, but you NEED to stick with it. Get a friend to be your sponsor. Have them hold your cigarettes, making it so you need to call them when you want to smoke so that they can prevent you from doing so. After a while, you'll completely lose your addiction and need to smoke, assuming you haven't snuck a few during your quitting period.
Smoking is hazardess to your health. Don't believe me? Give it a try. The addictive nature of the niccotine alone will have you hooked after just three cigarettes. Before long you will be smoking a pack a day with no end in sight. The longer you smoke the blacker your lungs get, and the skinnier your wallet will get.
Want to lose weight? Smoking may be for you. Smoking decreases the size of one's appetite, making them losing body fat from eating less. However, the more you smoke, the more weight you lose in your wallet. One pack of cigarettes can cost you anywhere from $4 to $7, which a pack a day will cost you anywhere from $28 to $49 for a week.
Want to lose weight? Smoking may be for you. Smoking decreases the size of one's appetite, making them losing body fat from eating less. However, the more you smoke, the more weight you lose in your wallet. One pack of cigarettes can cost you anywhere from $4 to $7, which a pack a day will cost you anywhere from $28 to $49 for a week.
ONE PACK? NO PROBLEM. ONE MILLION? WHAT CASKET SIZE ARE YOU?
If your a pack a day smoker, it is likely that you will begin smoking more and more over the next few years. At the rate of an increase of one extra cigarette a day per month. It is likely you will have severe health problems within 5-10 years, or possibly even face death.
The solution is easy: DON'T SMOKE!!
If you quit now within a matter of 10-20 years your lungs will heal, and your health will be that of a nonsmoker. You will be in the best health you have been in decades. The only thing you have to do is PUT DOWN THE CIGARETTES!
QUITTING, IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN
Quitting can be hard, but it is definitely worth it. The health risks that you are putting yourself under will disappear, helping your condition. There are nicotine patches and gums which can help you cope with your change in lifestyle. If neither of these work, find other means of oral fixation, such as popsicles, lollipops, etc. It will be hard work, but you NEED to stick with it. Get a friend to be your sponsor. Have them hold your cigarettes, making it so you need to call them when you want to smoke so that they can prevent you from doing so. After a while, you'll completely lose your addiction and need to smoke, assuming you haven't snuck a few during your quitting period.
STOP OVER POPULATION, SMOKE A PACK A DAY!
Even if you are clean for a number of months, there is always a risk of getting back into bad habits. To avoid this, don't be around anyone who is smoking, or smells of smoke because it could have negative consequences, resulting in regression.
So remember, if you want to help solve overpopulation, then by all means smoke. But if you want to live your life to the fullest, then you'd better quit now before your life is ended by that little friend in your hand.
Posted by Ryan
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So remember, if you want to help solve overpopulation, then by all means smoke. But if you want to live your life to the fullest, then you'd better quit now before your life is ended by that little friend in your hand.
Posted by Ryan
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